Lawn Decorations Gifts

The kitsch of Death.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Classic Emojis for sale.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

The Scottish Lawn

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"Yes!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"I won't be needing you this year."

Bigger shoulder for medals

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Football fan

"I love what you've done with your henge."

See Gnome Evil, Hear Gnome Evil, Speak Gnome Evil.

Redneck Lawn Art

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Garden Roller

Corona virus Christmas tree

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

Military man looking at lapel: 'I found your earring.'

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

Happy Halloween