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The kitsch of Death.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Classic Emojis for sale.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

The Scottish Lawn

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"Yes!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"I won't be needing you this year."

Bigger shoulder for medals

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Football fan

"I love what you've done with your henge."

Redneck Lawn Art

See Gnome Evil, Hear Gnome Evil, Speak Gnome Evil.

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Garden Roller

Haunted Castle

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

Military man looking at lapel: 'I found your earring.'

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

Happy Halloween