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Redneck Lawn Art

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

The Fall of Gnome

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

The Scottish Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Mower Repair

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'