The Lawn Gegnome Project
Lawn Decor Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for the lawn decor lover in your life? Explore our collection of creative and charming products that capture their passion for outdoor aesthetics. Whether it's a humorous mug, a vibrant print, or cozy pillows, these items add personality to any garden or lawn space. Perfect for those who find joy in decorating outside and turning their yard into a personal paradise, our gifts bring a delightful touch of humor and style to their outdoor life.
'The grass is plastic, too.'
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Don't forget the hosepipe ban!
I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!
'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'
"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."
"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Beginning Yarder.
'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'
Goddess of Fertility garden feature
"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"
"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."
'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'
'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'
Beware of the Lawn
The Scottish Lawn
"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."
'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'
'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'
A psychic mows the lawn.
'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'
'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'
'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'
'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'
'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'
"I've found the lawnmower!"
'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''
'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.
Lawn Decor Lover Gifts Collection
Lawn Decor Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and charming mugs for lawn decor enthusiasts—perfect for brightening their mornings and inspiring their outdoor spaces.
Lawn Decor Lover Pillows
Discover decorative pillows designed for garden lovers, adding personality and comfort to outdoor seating or indoor spaces themed around lawn decor.
Lawn Decor Lover Prints
Browse our vibrant prints perfect for lawn decor enthusiasts—bring color and personality to their indoor or outdoor spaces with artwork they’ll love.
Lawn Decor Lover T-Shirts
Find funny and stylish t-shirts that celebrate the creativity and passion of lawn decor lovers—ideal for showcasing their outdoor enthusiasm in comfort.