Lawn Decor Aficionado Pillows

Redneck Lawn Art

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

The Fall of Gnome

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

The Scottish Lawn

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Mower Repair

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.