Floral Decoration Gifts

'I work in a florists,it's a perk of the job.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Rose Garden

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Labor Day Flowers

Eco Princess

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

The Garden

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Christmas Presents.

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"I've seen a tulip before."

Roses

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Filming Christmas

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Weeds

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Cow and Milk

Flower growing on a compost heap.