Botanical Dreamers T-Shirts

"Somewhere out there, there's a girl who wants to take me home and slowly kill me."

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'In Love'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Raining

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Planting by the Moon.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Weeds

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Fall fashions

Bonsai Exhibit

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Let's all be fairies.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Johannes Kepler

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Camomiletherapy

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'