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Woman's flowerpot is a small jungle with a little tribes person.

Sometimes Prof. Grunzman questioned the wisdom of messing around with genetics.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

I think you're ace

"Where the wild things were."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Are we there yet?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"It is my place!"

School trip little porters.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

A Day in the Country.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Fall fashions

"Help!"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"