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'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Fall fashions

"These hostas are out of control!"

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

Titan Arum

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Pumpkin patch

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"