Botanical Explorer Gifts

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

Fall fashions

"These hostas are out of control!"

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

Titan Arum

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Pumpkin patch

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."