Herbal Explorer Gifts

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Too much cilantro

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Medicinal plants

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mom's Spa'

Fall fashions

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Plant Lady

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"These hostas are out of control!"

Natural Medicines

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'Look what my son gave me!'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."