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"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Too much cilantro

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Medicinal plants

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mom's Spa'

Fall fashions

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Plant Lady

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"These hostas are out of control!"

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'Look what my son gave me!'

Alternative medicine

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'