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Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Too much cilantro

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'Mom's Spa'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Fall fashions

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Plant Lady

Gardeners

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"These hostas are out of control!"

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Alternative medicine

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Protoxoan social distancing.

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Monster flowers.

Herb garden

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"