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Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Too much cilantro

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'Mom's Spa'

Fall fashions

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Plant Lady

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"These hostas are out of control!"

Gardeners

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

'Look what my son gave me!'

Protoxoan social distancing.

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Alternative medicine

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

Monster flowers.