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'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

Too much cilantro

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Medicinal plants

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mom's Spa'

Fall fashions

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

Plant Lady

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"These hostas are out of control!"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."