Herb Adventurer T-Shirts

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

Fly Fishing

Too much cilantro

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Plant Lady

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Gardeners

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Alternative medicine

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

Herb garden

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."