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"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Mom's Spa'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Alternative medicine

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

Chicken Soup

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

For Witches of a Certain Age

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

The New World

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'