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'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Hot Pie Therapy

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Mrs. Tomkins says her prescription has no side effects, so it can't be doing her any good.'

A man's health care options.

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Laughter is not always the best medicine, Mr. Jonic.'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Alternative medicine

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

Chicken Noodle sold out.