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"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

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'Mom's Spa'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

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"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Alternative medicine

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Laughter is not always the best medicine, Mr. Jonic.'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"Our medical intuitive will read your now."

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'