Alternative Remedy Explorer Gifts

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

Hot Pie Therapy

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

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"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Alternative medicine

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

'Laughter is not always the best medicine, Mr. Jonic.'

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"