Remedy Explorer Gifts

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.