Alternative Medicine Explorer Gifts

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'...instead of giving him morphine for his kidney stones, they are testing the healing power of laughter.'

"I found this great chiropractor!"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'Smoke two joints, and call me in the morning.'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Whenever I get a cold I buy a bottle of whiskey, and within an hour it's completely gone.'

'The centrifugal force should help to dislodge your kidney stone.'

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

"Because when it actually works they just call it medicine."

An alternative Medicine man.

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Porcupine Acupuncture

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'You might be right that your pain results from a misaligned Charkra...but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it?'

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"For our session today, I'd like to try something a little different."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Man trying to lose a tooth via tying it to a door knob loses whole head

'I didn't like to ask for a second opinion'

The National Monument to Chiropractors Specializing in Neck Pain

Emergency room: 'Primal scream therapy jaw locking again.'

Deflated patient with acupuncturist

Hot Pie Therapy

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

'Laughter is not always the best medicine, Mr. Jonic.'

Acupuncture Treatment Room. My acupuncturist used placebos on me today.

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"Our medical intuitive will read your now."

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"