Alternative Therapy Explorer Gifts

"This is not working. Can I go back on the valium?"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

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"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Self help acupuncture

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

I see they're curing smoking by acupuncture! They stick needles into cigarettes!

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."