Alternative Medicine Adventurer Gifts

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'You take a fairly unorthodox approach to acupuncture, don't you, Mr Winkler?'

This isn't quite what I had in mind when you said 'alternative medicine'.

"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."

'He's afraid of needles do I'm giving him his fly shot.'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'So who did your acupuncture?'

'I want to try something new with you.'

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

Hot Pie Therapy

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

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'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'