Alternative Remedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Witch Doctor

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

Natural Medicines

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'And just where did you study medicine?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."