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"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Natural Medicines

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'And just where did you study medicine?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."