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Natural alternative dentistry.

"Admit it, you've been secretly taking herbal remedies again!"

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'You've got the flu and you drink hot milk with honey instead of buying pills? If our pharmaceutical stocks should go down, I'll blame you!!'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Herbalist and Himbalist Stores.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Alternative medicine

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."