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Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

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"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

Alternative medicine

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Anita Roddick

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

Chicken Soup