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'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Alternative medicine

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

CBD Oil for Neurotics

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Chicken Soup