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'You have too much yin, so I'm going to give you some yang.'

"That herbal tea you gave me just tastes disgusting."

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Alternative medicine

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"