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"For fever, we scrape the bark from the branch, boil it with shredded leaves and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure we add some antibiotics."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Natural Medicines

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Alternative medicine

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

Chicken Soup

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

For Witches of a Certain Age

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'