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Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'Listen to me, Margie -- you can't solve all your problems with herb tea!'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Earth mother with her $36,000.000 cup of tea.'

You may be right about the eucalyptus

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Time for your St. John's Wort."

Alternative medicine

'Mom's Spa'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

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Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

For Witches of a Certain Age

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

"He is fighting a cold, I think he is ahead on points."

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."