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Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Mom's Spa'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Monster Self-Help

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?