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'I'm prescribing chicken soup, but if you insist on a pill, swallow a bouillon cube.'

'You were cured by the thought of my soup! Healed by an imaginary bowl of fabulous soup.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Chicken Soup

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.