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If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"This is all before my thyme of course..."

"No, I did not use any of your clean socks to strain your soup."

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Caw blimey!'

Dummies Books.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

The household cavalry

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Quick, press control Z!'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Lazy plumber.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

The Fuse