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"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Mom's Spa'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Natural Medicines

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Alternative medicine

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Chicken Soup

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.