Natural Remedy Seeker Gifts

'You have too much yin, so I'm going to give you some yang.'

"That herbal tea you gave me just tastes disgusting."

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Alternative medicine

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken Noodle sold out.

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

Chicken Soup

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

CBD Oil for Neurotics