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"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Witch Doctor

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

Natural Medicines

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Chicken Soup

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.