Folk Remedy Enthusiast Gifts

'You'll see, you'll see, that will stop the bleeding just as the hand will!'

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Natural Medicines

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Chicken Soup

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'