Folk Remedy Enthusiast Pillows

'You'll see, you'll see, that will stop the bleeding just as the hand will!'

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Natural Medicines

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

Chicken Soup

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

This might sting a little.

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'