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'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

New Age Store.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

An unlicensed acupuncturist

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Too hard?"

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

Leonard Cohen

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"I would like organic milk!"

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Porcupine Acupuncture

'I have two colds. I'm taking aspirin for one, and hot tea with whisky for the other.'

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Faith Healer next to the Emergency Room at a fair.

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

Lionel had a lazy eye.

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'