Folk Remedy Fan Gifts

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

New Age Store.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Leonard Cohen

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Paul Simon

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"Too hard?"

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"I would like organic milk!"

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Porcupine Acupuncture

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'I have two colds. I'm taking aspirin for one, and hot tea with whisky for the other.'

"You may hear a few wise cracks."

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

Faith Healer next to the Emergency Room at a fair.

Lionel had a lazy eye.

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'