Folk Medicine Fan Gifts

"For fever, we scrape the bark from the branch, boil it with shredded leaves and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure we add some antibiotics."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

New Age Store.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

I love Harmonica

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

Bob Dylan

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Ceilidh Minogue.

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

'And just where did you study medicine?'

Paul Simon

Leonard Cohen

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

Mississippi John Hurt