Folk Medicine Aficionado Gifts

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

A Mom and Pop Operation

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Acupressure Gauge

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'I was hoping you could fix it with homeopathy.'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"