Folk Medicine Practitioner Gifts

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"I've got a painful burning sensation in my groin, doc."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Acupuncture clinic

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"I'd like a note excusing me from my wife's childbirth!"

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"Very funny."

"Oooo. That's cold."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Spinning violinist

'Let's play alternative health provider.'