Traditional Medicine Practitioner Gifts

'You take a fairly unorthodox approach to acupuncture, don't you, Mr Winkler?'

'...Acupuncture?...What the hell are you talking about..?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

Witch Doctor

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Acupuncture clinic

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"'Bleeding gums?' - There's no need for that kind of Language Mr. Davies...!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'How optimistic are you about the future?'