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'You take a fairly unorthodox approach to acupuncture, don't you, Mr Winkler?'

'...Acupuncture?...What the hell are you talking about..?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Acupuncture clinic

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

"'Bleeding gums?' - There's no need for that kind of Language Mr. Davies...!"

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'Clive has just had a hip replacement...unfortunately, they didn't tell him what they we're replacing it with.'