Alternative Medicine Practitioner Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

Ed's 1 Second Acupuncture Treatment - acupuncturist holding porcupine.

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'You're new to acupuncture, then?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

Acupuncture

'I hope this will relieve some tension.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'You don't do faith healing, do you?'

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

Alternative medicine clinic, specialising in alternative illnesses.

'One of the great things about homeopathy is that because the remedies don't actually do anything there's no need to worry about nasty side effects.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

New-Age junk diet.

Acupuncture Clinic.

"Try distance healing if you like, but it's a bit of a long shot"

"Just my luck - an acupuncturist with a sense of humour!"

'This is probably the first person to have died from a homeopathy overdose... '

Would you have anything for a head-ache?

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."

"I am referring you to some alternative medicine..."

Acupuncture

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Clearance.

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'