Alternative Medicine Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

"Just one more..."

Ed's 1 Second Acupuncture Treatment - acupuncturist holding porcupine.

Dog with lower back pain

'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'...instead of giving him morphine for his kidney stones, they are testing the healing power of laughter.'

"I have no objection to alternative medicine so long as traditional medical fees are scrupulously maintained."

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

I thought we'd look at reducing your medication and replacing it with eight hugs a day before and after meals.

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

Alternative medicine, back pain relief

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"I found this great chiropractor!"

Natural Medicines

'You're new to acupuncture, then?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I think you just found my funny bone."