Alternative Therapy Gifts

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Would you have anything for a head-ache?

"I'm putting you on country music."

There's nothing to worry about, sir, it's my biorhythm chart.

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

'It's the latest thing - surgery under hypnosis.'

I see they're curing smoking by acupuncture! They stick needles into cigarettes!

'This is all just a front. Actually, I'm a faith healer.'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Transcendental Hygienist

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."