Alternative Therapies Gifts

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"This is not working. Can I go back on the valium?"

"It's your choice, medicate or meditate?"

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Here at pharmacorp we are 100 behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience.

"How was the gong bath?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!