Fan Of Alternative Therapies Gifts

Would you have anything for a head-ache?

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

New Age Store.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Witch Doctor

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Alternative Medicine.

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

Acupressure Gauge

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."